Dolph Lundgren, You Deeply Disappoint Us
Compared to Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, and Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren is nothing. A zero. A nobody.
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Compared to Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, and Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren is nothing. A zero. A nobody.
Plus: George Romero phones it in, and a producer gets opportunistic over Steve Fossett's remains.
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